agniology:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Fuck you, live stream, fuck you.

frederatorbooks:

Lucy the Dinosaur! by Joey.

-Zoë

improbablenormality:

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

(Source: puramierda-old)

(Source: myowllove)

I’d been living in Europe my whole life
I’d never watched Eurovison.
I’d never enjoyed the whole idea.

But then, I found Tumblr.


I regret nothing.

quinntana:

this is the part of the eurovision where europe may or may not start a third war. 

(via improbablenormality)